Unwritten rules women should know

Ladies, sure we have to go through your PMS, your emotional breakdowns, your flips, your paranoia, etc...
But come on! "Love" is a double edged sword! We men have rules, and here's some you should know about!

One month rule
Broke up with a guy? Ok, fine, don't care who's fault it is, just know this... You HAVE to wait AT LEAST ONE MONTH before dating again. Why? Think about it, if you can't stand a month without having another wiener in your pants, that says a lot about you (You're a whore!)

Duck Face
Taking pictures isn't a bad thing, until a certain extent (But I'll soon get into that). If you take a picture of yourself, please don't do this:

Picture says it all

Camwhoring
Until a certain extent! I told you! Don't take a picture every 5 seconds! Take everything into moderation.

Why am I a whore and he's not?

Putting it simply, if a lock is opened by multiple keys, its a bad lock, but if a key opens many locks, its a master key.

Dude! Don't!

Ok, fine, you're having a bad day, but is it his fault? No, its not, but trust me, his day sucks now thanks to you. Yeah. We're just too nice to tell you. And if there is a big interval after you ask him if something is wrong, even if he says no, something is. Probably you.

Finally

Hey, I'm no douche-bag, we have to take all your bullshit, why can't you take ours? Aren't women fighting for equality? Then treat us as you expect us to treat you!

Day 2 -The Tower

Today, I built my tower! It's only 8 blocks tall. Also, built a mine. I didn't really do much. I crafted a few things, cooked my ore, and fought a creeper!

Town Days One and Two

When I last wrote in here a few days ago, I had just started my town. By the end of the day I had completely flattened most of the land that will be the town, and also built a huge wall around it. I say huge now, but I will most likely be extending it because I think my town is going to be bigger than expected! I kind of wish I'd stop getting ideas about what to include in it sometimes, but a big project will be good for me!

Day two I got a lot done. Jeff and I cleared out most of the mountain that's right in front of my town. I also completed the wall for the length it's going to be right now and put a road around the outside. As for buildings, I've started the Inn, which will be in the middle of the town, and some little townhouses. I'm also working on sort of an irrigation field for wheat and sugarcane. I'm pretty sure I'm going to put it inside of a "greenhouse" of glass. That's about all I've done so far, but it's coming together nicely! I plan to get a lot done today, so hopefully my next update will be bigger.