I hate the con artist seagull that pretends to have one leg so that you feel sympathy for him and shoo the other birds away just so you can feed him a chip. Oh even more hate when he gobbles that chip down and then puts his leg down as if to say "Haha sucker! I have TWO LEGS!". And promptly flies away.
It's bad enough that they squawk and fight over your chips but the least they could do is be honest about it. You don't have to lie Mr Seagull! I was going to offer you tasty bbq shapes too but forget it. Oh you can fly? Whoopdie doo! I could fly if I wanted to but I don't wanna.
End seagull rant.
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