Angry words with bird friends

Another cartoon that I turned into a t-shirt design

My celebrity look-alike

I'm going to call bullshit/shenanigans on this because I don't look like Mrs Pitt or Miss Halle Berry at all. How does the "computer" work that one out? Simply because I have eyebrows and so do they? Or maybe just the position on my face? I think the face recognition and celebrity look-alike 3000 might be a bit of fail.

I'm going to upload a really ugly photo of myself and see what I get. Or maybe upload a jar of day old strawberry jam and see what it apparently looks like (Sarah Jessica Parker?)

Better yet I might see what my photoshopped Mrs Hitler gets..

Ha. OK yes that solves that case.

Baatman

Bored drawing. Technically he would be Batsheep.. or Sheepbatman.. or something.

El Zoidberg for Presidente!

When I get sad I draw a picture. When I get bored I draw a picture. When I'm happy I draw a picture. I should have a lot more pictures if this was true.

This one is just awesomeness and comes from a friend saying he wanted to get a Zoidberg in a sombrero tattoo (omg that is the best idea!) so I'm trying to convince him to get one.

I love IT Crowd

Animating something takes my mind off things. This was just a quick animation (took an hour though) but it cheered me up. This is how I see The IT Crowd. Awesome people who rock out. Or atleast rock at what they do. IT-ing and bringing on the comedy. I can't wait for the show to return.

Late night comic

My best stuff is usually drawn late at night. This came out of no where. It's what happens at the Booger factory (your nose) near the water cooler. Boogers like to gossip.

Talking about boogers.. I think I'm coming down with that flu everyone else has been getting. I'm always late on the biggest trends.

Randomness

I can't remember when I drew the above.. but it came down to me thinking about silly string and why there isn't a serious version. You know the weird stuff that comes out of a can. I have to buy some and do the Tom Hanks blow my nose but silly string comes out thing.

Anyway the reason I drew it is because I like how things are just called SILLY string or CRAZY straws. Like these things have a personality or that the words silly and crazy are now adjectives on how we can describe something. Oh she has mad crazy hair. His muscles are silly awesome. OK maybe that last one won't catch on but you get what I mean.

I think I'm more a cross between Silly String, where I am all over the place and dryer lint, I'm random but in a fuzzy organized way that you have to deal with (and throw away/make a jumper out of). I made all that up. I have no idea what I'm like so ignore this late night written post.

I'm going to the Royal show on Monday and I'm more excited about it then my kids. That's what I am! I'm a big kid :D that describes me to a tea. Tee. t-shirt?

Stormtrooper Tattoo?

I've been thinking up tattoo designs and ideas for my first tattoo for awhile. Mainly in my head but this is the first time I've sketched out and idea, coloured it and been happy.

Introducing Storm Trooper Mickey. As I've collected Mickey Mouse collectibles since I was younger so I thought this would be a good start to my tattoo collection (I'm thinking about getting 3 tattoos in total eventually) and hey, my brother has a tattoo so I've got to get one too. I never thought he'd ever get one to be honest.

The cupcake is a nod to those who also bake and the Stormtrooper is from my Starwars obsession. Nerd bakers UNITE! I love baking (and had quite a cupcake obsession for a few years) so I had to get somewhat of a cupcake tattoo. I just didn't want to get a cupcake tattooed on it's own. That's been done and I wanted to get something original and combines my 3 loves. Cake, Cartoons and .. *thinks of a c word* Comics? No, geeky stuff that starts with C. Dammit can't think of it.

Anyway what do you think?

Just like a zombie dinosaur, I have risen again. Reanimated if you will. I've decided to bring my blog back to life. Not that I actually used this as a real blog. It was more a visual diary of crap I've taken photos of and things I have drawn. OK so it was a real blog by the standards some people hold on the net.

Why have I decided to start blogging again? Well because I've blogged since I was 18 and recently I turned 28 years old and realized that I don't have much of an daily output to put my thoughts and writings into. Yes, I have Twitter. Some call Twitter a microblogging site. I call it more of a global chat. You can talk to anyone and that's what I usually use it for. I also have a Tumblr. A visual commodity of... photo junk that I post and don't usually expect anything in return (followers, notes, reblogs are beyond my understanding on Tumblr anyway) but all in all those are more social networking sites. The real social network is a blog. Kind of.

So here I am with my blog again. It's aliveeee aliveeeeee or dead because I'm lazy and won't remember to blog weekly if at all. I shall have to jazz my blog up with a decent layout and some fancy smancy curtains, I mean .. no curtains would look nice actually but it'll come up good.

Away I go to bake and do Motherly things.

Twitter loses it

It's fun to watch Twitter spaz out like it did yesterday. Even though there were 'internal server errors' and lots of fail whale watching (a picture that comes up when Twitter is over capacity) everyone kept on tweeting. We were possibly causing Twitter to go mental even more with millions of tweets about Twitter crashing. Paradox.

I also found myself thinking "Gee.. what do I do now?". Mind you I have a 2 year old and a whole house to clean.. it's Twitter that keeps me somewhat social and up to date with the news. I had to resort to Tumblr and making the above fail whale picture to post. I love it. I might send it to BP along with a sample of pimple cream that is guaranteed to reduce oil.. :D

Bad hair days no more

I just uploaded the above to Very Demotivational posters. Actually this would be more motivational that demotivational but who cares.

Chewbacca needs a hairdryer like I just bought. It's purple and it blows hot air. It's fantastic. I don't know why I've never bought a hairdryer before.. I just naturally thought peoples' hair just turned out that way after having a shower. I feel like there are so many beauty secrets I've yet to learn. Like how to put on eyeliner without poking out your eyes. That stuff is annoying and I hate how half the time I look like some skanky panda.

Anyway, purple hair dryer aside.. I missed out on May 4th (may the fourth be with you) Star wars day. I feel like I've let down my geeky side. I didn't know about it and I didn't know how to celebrate it. I need to get my Storm Trooper helmet asap. Hurry up Ebay.

Haven't posted in awhile

Aw crap I saved it as a gif after I added the finishing touches. I've got to stop doing that. Now it's all pixelly.. crappity crap! Ah well. You get the idea. You can't tell me you won't think of Stitch now that I've shown you.

Haven't posted in awhile because I've been doing a bit of comicy goodness over at my online comic that I started the other week. The current post is a bamf pic of my boyfriend. Ok it's photoshopped but he's a bamf in my book. Love you Craig.

I've realised that my brain to finger response is slower at night time so I better go and finish this before I type some random stuff about squirrels or sleep deprived mothers who get mistaken as zombies.

Tiger and baby

I found this and it had the title of 'Aww of the day'. I thought it was cute at first but then thought.. geez that Tiger would eat that baby in a second. Not so cute when you think about it so I added some humor to the picture.

Pixel drawings..

The above was drawn boredly over the last 2-3 nights while waiting up for my boyfriend and the below was drawn while watching The Big Bang Theory. I could imagine Sheldon playing Albert Einstein at chess.. it would be riddled with chatter about quantum physics and superheroes.

Away I go to research Halloween cupcake ideas..

How now Emo Cow?

Forget wanting grass to be Emo so that it'll cut itself..

If cows were Emo.. they would play emo music so much that grass would just want to die from the depressing lyrics.

If cows were Emo then sheep would be goth.

If cows were Emo.. then Myspace would be Mypaddock.

If cows were Emo then they would have to paint their white spots black, smoke and wear black skinny jeans.

Plus if cows were emo.. milk would taste funny.

I found the original cow pic while looking up pics of cows to be abducted by aliens for a piece I'm working on. Isn't the cow's hair spot on to the Emo fringe-over-my-eyes hairstyle? I'm tempted to make my Emo cow a Myspace page just to see how many friends he gets. I bet he'd get many. He's a sexy beast. Don't frown Emo clown will be next.

Cupcake Wars!

I did add these to a range of t-shirts for sale online but the online shop that does all the printing is pending the image based on a possible copyright infringment. Basically.. those cupcakes look a little too much like real Star Wars characters. Either that or my made up font (impact 14pt repixelled) looks too much like the real Star Wars logo. Get real.

Anyway, haven't been up to much lately. I've been sick the last two days but today my nose is actually clearing up. I'm happy about that. I can't say that having a Cold is the funnest thing to have. I hear Polio rocks. I want that. Yeh. No.

Hulk Hogan was just interviewed on channel Ten during the Cats VS Magpies AFL game. Now that's funny brother.

Twitter convo about the Hulkster:

MisBHaving: Hulk Hogan if u say "brother" once more imma kick u in the nads.

My reply: Hogan probably has no nads after years of steroids, hehe

MisBHaving: nyah nyah nyah, very true :-)

It's true! You don't get big 20 inch pythons (as the Hulkster liked to call them.. seriously naming your muscles is just plain silly) by not doing steroids or atleast working out every day for the rest of your life.

Now I'm off to finish watching the Footy. Whenever someone talks about "The Pies".. my mouth drools. I haven't had dessert yet.

The Cute & the Furious

I've seriously been playing Mario Kart too much this week. It's possibly the reason I have such a huge headache and feel sick and.. am humming the Invincible tune in my head. Doo dooo doo do odooddoododo *flashes differenct colours* God that game would be so trippy when played stoned. Not like I've ever been high to know.. but I hear good things. Not really.

Hermione is Bewitching

Not bad for a quick piece of work before 10am.

Princess Peach Vespa

Vrooooommmm I've been playing Mario Kart or atleast dreaming of Mario Kart too much lately. They should have proper scooters on that game. It'd be awesome and gay. Mario on a pink Vespa with pimped out multi mirrors would be funny.

On a different note:

God is a woman. This is proof. Or that bigfoot has manboobs. I'm undecided. I like how the man is like YAY BOOBIES!

Another note: I'm silly today.

Shrek Hulk & Spiderdonkey

Forgot to upload these the other day. You like?